1. In which Katie and I figure out investment banking

    1. Katie: also, what do they do?
    2. Katie: what are they physically doing?
    3. me: exactly
    4. me: can't computers do it?
    5. me: can't you do it tomorrow?
    6. Katie: counting?
    7. Katie: i think they are counting
    8. me: probably
    9. Katie: super rich people don't trust computers to count their money so it all has to be handcounted
    10. me: just like sitting in a room
    11. me: sorting stacks of dollar bills
    12. Katie: anytime they ask for an ATM account balance they are like CALL IN THE CREW
     
  2. life is difficult sometimes

    1. me: fackkkk
    2. me: gawd
    3. me: lawd
    4. me: ugh
    5. me: h8
    6. me: :(
    7. Katie: LOL
    8. me: that was an inverted pyramid of my feelings
    9. Katie: HA
    10. Katie: CLUMBUPS DAE
    11. me: BUT CLUMBUPS
    12. me: ugh
    13. me: BAH
    14. me: can't think
    15. me: can only make sounds
    16. me: my lab report is gonna be like BAH GAF GRAF WUT
    17. me: YEEST
    18. Katie: YEEST LAB
    19. Katie: YEEST LAB WON TOO AND FREE
    20. me: DIS MAI YEEST LUB. REED IT.
    21. Katie: ZO WE GRU SUM YEESTS ON DA PLAYTZ AND DEN WEE COWNTED DEM. HEE HEE
    22. me: hahahahaha
    23. me: ZA YEESTS WEER RED SUMTYMES N WITE OTHA TYMS.
    24. me: DUNNO WAI
    25. Katie: WEE DID IT FOR THE LULZ. GEENZ
    26. me: SKINTITE GEENZ
    27. me: DREAMZ
    28. me: GEENAGE DREAMZ
    29. Katie: YEEST DREEM OF SKINTITE GEENZ
     
  3. (via poopydoop)
I made my roommate join tumblr.

    (via poopydoop)

    I made my roommate join tumblr.