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Oh, and while rewatching the [Pride & Prejudice] miniseries, as one does, a strange thought occurs to me: when you’re in a period film, and they make up a fake oil painting of you for your stately home, they probably just give it to you when you’re done, right? What else would they do with it? Do you think Colin Firth has an eight-foot-tall fake oil painting of himself in a fake early 19th century frame, in his guest bathroom?