Btw, butter + bread in a pan makes perfect amazing toast.
I love you for this, although that is just one more thing I have to wash.
today i ate
NO BREAKFAST. Breakfast is a fool’s meal and I would rather be poisoned than eat a single bite of breakfast. Everything about it is baby food except for the vulgar American meats, which seem to have been carved straight off Paul Bunyan’s own ass. Eggs are just a shape, and toast is the reason the British no longer rule the world: too cozy and complacent. I do drink a coffee, though. I’m not going to pretend the Enlightenment didn’t happen.
please go read this entire beautiful thing because patricia lockwood is a goddamn treasure
12 a.m.: Oh no, it’s PMS. You know what this means: I have to eat an entire jar of capers one by one with a shrimp fork, at Midnight.